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Joke of the Day

"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"

"Q: What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to be called."

"My husband asked if I was wet enough.. I was so he told me to get the fuck out of the shower and make him breakfast or he was going to be late for work."

"What did one German baker say to the other? Glutentag!"

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."

"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"

"I've never understood people who don't drink because it's ""bad for you"" Honestly, I think they should lighten up and liver little."

"What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see? Coffin"

"Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming? He's so boring! Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted *pulls out seven layer dip*"