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Joke of the Day

"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."

"Instructions for falling down stairs... Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 8"

"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."

"Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil"

"Dear keyboard, They may touch you, but they can't take their eyes off of me. Sincerely, monitor."

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"

"My coworker was like ""I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!"" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5."

"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she. Do you know what her dogs name was? (insert Wookie noise) Do you know why her dog ran away? You would to if your name was (insert Wookie noise)."

"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""