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Joke of the Day

"What do caves have? Echosystems. From my 9 year-old."

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"

"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"

"The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S."

"Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank."

"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"

"Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed. He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax."

"[looks up from laptop while updating resume] son, you're good with computers ""I'm alright"" how do I find pictures of mean looking dinosaurs?"

"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"

"I used to steal other people's jokes.... I still do. But I used to too."