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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."
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"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."
"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""
"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."
"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"
"8: I'm scared of monsters under my bed Me: You should really be scared of spiders that will lay eggs in your ear 8: MOM! Wife: ZACK!"
"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"
"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."
"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""
"My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure. So I told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away, he'd die."