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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."
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"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period"
"Dumbo is an unusual nickname for an Elephant But I guess naming my son Elephant wasn't very conventional either"
"#1: Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation."
"How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch? pay him for the pizza."
"What's the difference between a lobster with boobs and a filthy bus stop? One's a busty crustacean while the other's a crusty bus station."
"pizza is my favorite winter activity"
"[Spain, 1578] ""I'm not a witch!"" But all the cats? ""My pets!"" The broom? ""For cleaning!"" The cauldron of boiling children? ""Ok I'm a witch."""
"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."