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Joke of the Day

"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"

"Does your wife have dry lips? Because I saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips"

"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."

"The doctors rushed quickly to remove the bullet which was lodged in his artery... But it turns out it was all in vain"

"Just overheard the phrase, ""pregnant with a baby,"" and secretly wondered what the other options were."

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"

"Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right? Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?"

"Found $12 bucks today! Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now."

"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."