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Joke of the Day

"I used to steal other people's jokes.... I still do. But I used to too."

"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"

"a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds"

"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"

"I just love the new minecraft update. It's groundbreaking."

"What is a gay orc's favorite gay bar to go to? MANFLESH."

"When you get 3 out of 4, its... not half bad!"

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."

"The Joke They Don't Tell Idiots Sorry bro, can't tell you"

"I always ask my dad for help Whenever I ask my dad for help with something, he always tells me that I'm a faggot and how should already have a job. I only 30 years old dad, there are child labor laws."