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Joke of the Day

"Bechdel test Two women walk into a bar, one says ""you heard of the Bechdel test?"", the other: ""yeah my boyfriend told me about it the other day..."""

"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? A 10 inch long cock."

"I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment."

"I stopped by the house I spent my childhood in, and I politely asked the owners if I could look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face My parents can be so fucking rude sometimes."

"What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!"

"I was going to make a subreddit about middle children today, But then I realised everyone would just forget about it."

"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"

"What's the difference between a racist joke and a sexist joke? Racist jokes are offensive."

"I used to be a fan of Dell's computers... Now i'm just an air conditioner."

"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."