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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a subreddit about middle children today, But then I realised everyone would just forget about it."

"What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name"

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear ? Thunderwear"

"[seaworld] ""Hey what happened to the new guy?"" -He tried to have sex with the dolphin in tank 6 ""But there's a shark in tan.."" -BINGO!"

"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"

"Fun Fact: The term HIV is actually Roman for High Five Pass it on...then again maybe not."

"Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called ""Headmaster?"""

"If anyone can put the ""i"" in ""Team"" it's Apple."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""You have a drink called Steve?"""