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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!"
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"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"
"Twitter's ""suggestions for you"" should include the basics, too, like ""get more sleep"" and ""have you responded to that email from your mom?"""
"What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !"
"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""
"When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?"
"Whenever i get job applications, the first thing i do is throw half of them in the trash. I don't want to hire any unlucky people"
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."
"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."
"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."