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Joke of the Day

"I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment."

"Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?"

"Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me."

"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."

"I'ts so cold outside... I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate."

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... Yea, says the guy who never shoved a bunch of Reese's up his ass."

"I spend so much time alone I may as well just be ugly."

"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."