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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."
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"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"A student staring off in class... The teacher said to the student ""starring off into space never got anyone far in life."" The student quipped ""That's what they told Galileo."""
"Even though I don't smoke cigarettes, I exclusively date women who do... I figure if they're willing to suck on something that nasty, they'll suck just about anything."
"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."
"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""
"Anyone got any good Elvis jokes? I'm the master of ceremony (as Elvis) for a Vegas-themed casino night. Thanks Reddit!"
"Hitting a bullseye requires a lot of practice, good aim, and running from angry, blind bulls."
"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."
"Did you hear they removed the essay portion from the SAT? Now it's just called the T"