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Joke of the Day
"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."
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"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags? A Pillow Fight"
"Doctor asked his patient... A doctor asked his patient: Do you speak when you're sleeping? -No, I speak when the others are sleeping. I'm a teacher."
"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"
"I just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It's called Paranormal Activia."
"I refrain from jogging in the morning because according to Law & Order: SVU there is a 95% chance you'll find a dead body"
"[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam."
"I was at the ATM the other day and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance So I pushed her."
"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."