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Joke of the Day

"I was at the ATM the other day and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance So I pushed her."

"What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? A prick"

"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."

"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."

"How to play the Michael Brown drinking game Just stand there and take the 8 shots."

"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!"

"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"

"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"

"if you hold a turtle shell up to your ear you can hear a turtle biting on your ear you dumb idiot"