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Joke of the Day

"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."

"I was looking for hours for my thread on Reddit.. Turns out I was browsing with the popular filter :("

"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"Every time I think my posts suck ... I just go read everyone else's and then I feel much better."

"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"

"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."

"NSFW What's the difference between sex and lunch? Depends on where you put the cucumber. Worked in a fruit and veg shop, guy stopped me packing cucumbers to tell me that."

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."

"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."

"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""