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Joke of the Day

"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"

"What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"(first date) Me: *hyperventilating* Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx."

"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad ""iPhone 5S for $1 only"""

"Worlds shortest joke... (fixed) My life."

"The Fuzz Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, ""Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" The other replies, ""No, but I've been swung around by tits."""

"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."