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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."

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"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."
"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month."
"""You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!"" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie"
"What do you a call a pedophile at church? Father"
"Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant."
"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."
"I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop"
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