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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."

"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"

"I wish I had a job. That way I could spend all day tweeting when I should be working."

"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"

"What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm"

"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"

"Currently the flower business is blooming."

"Two things are expected on reddit. To be corrected and to find out who's racist"

"What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you!"

"Want to hear a good boxing joke? Fuck you."