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Joke of the Day

"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."

"I know a good story about juice.. .. It's pulp fiction."

"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"

"I don't know what fool first decided to put carrots in the cake, but they sure lucked out."

"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""

"watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college"

"These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"""

"The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second."