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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Jenner When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen? And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it?"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"

"Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one."

"I would never take candy from a stranger, but I'd probably follow a trail of bacon straight into the back of a windowless white van."

"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."

"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."

"[several months ago] BEYONCE: Kim Kardashian might be having a 3RD baby JAY-Z: How many we got BEYONCE: One JAY-Z: Not a problem"

"How do you stop a gang-rape? Throw a basketball in the middle"

"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"

"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."