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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way"
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"1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster."
"If you're not carrying around matchbooks from places you've been recently I don't know why you don't want your murder to be solved"
"What do you call a gypsy in a suit? The defendant"
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"I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead."
"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."
"What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!"
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."