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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool."
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"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"I missed the lunar eclipse, but I've seen shadows before, so I get how awestruck everyone was."
"Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned."
"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"
"wife: [crying] ""he always calls me weird pet names"" therapist: ""what do you mean?"" me: [arriving late] ""what's wrong my little hovercraft?"""
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and /r/Jokes? Nothing. They both manage to stay popular despite a whole load of crap."
"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."
"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."
"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."