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Joke of the Day
"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."
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"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""
"My friend recently visited London. He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it."
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"
"The door is not ajar. It's a door, silly!"
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"""I kid you not"" -Abortion doctor."
"You think 70 degrees yesterday and snow today is funny, Mother Nature? *empties 326 cans of hairspray outside* Knock that shit off!"
"If I had a shot of whiskey for every time I thought of you, I'd be sober."