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Joke of the Day
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."
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"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
"Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead."
"Yet another Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dumb she thought ""Ping Pong Balls"" was a Chinese STD."
"Just like Jesus I can walk on water, if it's cold enough."
"My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead."
"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."
"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
"Just had a kale and quinoa salad and now my name is Autumn and I braid my hair and drive a Subaru."
"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"