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Joke of the Day
"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
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"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."
"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"
"NHK reported on the massive American erection yesterday... and apparently there will be a bigger one in two years."
"Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives."
"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"
"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."
"I almost got raped in prison. I beat him off."
"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."