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Joke of the Day

"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."

"What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? A puff-adder"

"What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"

"What did Ghost A say to Ghost B? Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes."

"Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."

"Did you hear the one about the umbrella in the trench coat and sunglasses? He was looking shady."

"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."

"What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."

"A man tries to buy a trampoline... but his check bounces."