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Joke of the Day

"Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead."

"What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? A turn up"

"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."

"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"

"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute? Go to England and buy something"

"I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. I guess you could say I tore that pussy up."

"How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""I don't know but I can look it up for you."""

"A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body."