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Joke of the Day
"Just like Jesus I can walk on water, if it's cold enough."
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"Jesus was the original crossfit."
"Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves."
"If you can't say something nice You might have a lisp......"
"Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself."
"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the others a little lighter."
"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."
"I bartered a ring for a shop vac All she does is suck up my wallet and spend all my money."
"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"