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Joke of the Day

"What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL"

"Can a widow's husband marry her daughter? No,dead people don't marry."

"The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined."

"High joke A cop stops a man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies."" That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""

"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."

"My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though."

"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it"

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."

"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"

"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"