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Joke of the Day

"What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL"

"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"

"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"

"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."

"In a perfect world, the phrase ""axe body spray"" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns."

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"Why couldn't the drummer make it to the show? He locked the bass player in the car."

"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"

"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"