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Joke of the Day
"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"
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"A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar... Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago"
"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."
"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."
"I peel my underwear off as you watch me & then hand it to you, Smiling You know what's coming next.. It's your turn to do the laundry"
"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""
"I'll take Manly Men for $500, Alex. ""Answer. These booklets of pages are a pointless waste of time."" What are instructions? ""Correct."""
"What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? Make sure to come upstairs."
"who is Godzilla's least favorite relative? his MOTHRA-IN-LAW"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !"