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Joke of the Day

"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."

"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."

"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"

"Lol how ""take you out"" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you."

"What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ? Nothing, you already told 'em twice."

"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"So a guy sexually lays on top n' stuff on many rolling pins and does a good job. He's on a roll!"

"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."

"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"