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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard!"

"I signed up for an online culinary school. I still can't cook, but I made cookies!"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then every year we could save millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of Aids."

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."

"FDR hates cripple humor He can't stand it"

"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."