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Joke of the Day
"Can a widow's husband marry her daughter? No,dead people don't marry."
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"There's no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don't know you love them. Or that you're in their house again."
"Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas."
"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."
"Why do black people wear flares? because their knee grows"
"What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself? I can't even..."
"We used to have a woman at my school who educated us about life in a certain east Asian country She was our Korea officer"
"Dr to nurse! Dr to nurse: ""How much has this man had to drink?"" Nurse: ""I can't tell."" Dr: ""It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"""
"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."
"You know what i hate the most about Sex Ed? that he's been convicted of several cases of sexual assault"