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Joke of the Day

"High joke A cop stops a man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies."" That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""

"Saw a guy on the side of the road with a ""will work for food"" sign. So I threw him a coconut."

"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"

"I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me ""Do you play basketball?"" My standard reply: ""No, do you play miniature golf?"""

"What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."

"Had to buy rat poison last week. I'm with a really huge problem at home. Can't stand my roomate."

"What was left after Pavarotti passed away? 20"

"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"

"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"