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Joke of the Day
"Santa is on honeymoon this Christmas."
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"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? .. the hotdogs taste like shit."
"If you tuck your t-shirt into your shorts, don't be surprised if my kid kicks you in the nuts. I'm trying to raise him right."
"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"
"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""
"I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic"
"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"
"The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a scalpel, a bonesaw, a chest spreader, & ten cc's of nothing to lose."
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."
"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."