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Joke of the Day
"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"
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"My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs."
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"It only took me one drink to get drunk... I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth (George Burns)"
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"Am sorry boss, I know I said I'd do that report this morning. But the girl next to me on the train was wearing a short skirt, & I forgot I even had a job."
"Two fish are in a tank... One fish says to the other 'how the fuck do you drive this thing?'"