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Joke of the Day

"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"Donald Trump has written several books on business... and they all end in chapter eleven. Credit to Triumph for that one."

"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."

"Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+"

"During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, ""You have got to stop masturbating!"" The patient gets concerned and asks, ""Why? Is it affecting my health?"" ""No! I'm just trying to examine you!"""

"Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?"

"Dad: Where were you? Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral Dad: You grounded"

"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."

"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."