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Joke of the Day
"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."
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"LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium. It will be hilarious when you scream."
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."
"Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep."
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
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"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."
"What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys..."
"Today, I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that..."