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Joke of the Day
"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."
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"So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling. I don't think they trust my human catapult."
"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."
"A girl asked me for a dick pic. I told her sorry, my phone doesn't take panoramic pics."
"Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
"Girlfriend said ""I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"""
"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"
"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."
"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."
"wife: im sick of him jeopardizing our marriage therapist: how do you respond to that kyle? me: ill take susan is being a huge baby for $600"