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Joke of the Day

"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"

"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff"

"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"

"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."

"Where does a dog get a new tail? At the Retail Store"

"I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize."

"if I ever go missing, it won't be hiking. you guys don't even have to look there."

"What's all brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."