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Joke of the Day
"Dad: Where were you? Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral Dad: You grounded"
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"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"
"""Expires 4/2013""??? What a boring-ass Snapple Fact"
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""
"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"
"What's a vampire's fetish? Neckrophilia"
"Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology."
"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."