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Joke of the Day
"Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid. "
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"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room because its black"
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"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
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"At a playground, a woman asked a man ""Which kid is yours?"" The man replied ""Haven't decided yet."""
"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""
"Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology? ""Groundbreaking"""
"This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward."