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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology? ""Groundbreaking"""
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"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"
"Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi."
"*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*"
"Two gay penises walk by a bar One says to the other ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"The state of New Mexico.. When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico? it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens?"
"Someone stole my mood ring And I don't know how I feel about it."
"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."
"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"
"Racing snail. My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish."