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Joke of the Day

"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""

"If you have an Oculus Rift... Then you're Luckey."

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."

"How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."

"I have ebola. AMA"

"Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall."

"Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it."

"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"