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Joke of the Day

"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"

"Proof that getting kicked in the nuts is worse than giving birth. Girls often say, yeah I'd have another baby. Guys never ask to get kicked in the nuts again."

"8yo: mommy how old are you? Me: 46 8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?"

"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."

"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."

"My grandfather got new pants the other day. I asked him how they fit... He said ""Like a cheap castle."" Seeing the confused look on my face, he elaborated, saying, ""No ball room."""

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"

"Q: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? A: They're making headlines!"

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."