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Joke of the Day
"8yo: mommy how old are you? Me: 46 8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?"
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"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... Buh-dum-sch."
"I made a fortune selling HIV testing kits to Africa In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with ""Yes"" written on the side of them."
"I was watching a porno I was watching a porn film earlier, was just a sad fat bloke masturbating and weeping.....then I realized I hadn't turned the tv on :("
"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."
"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. I'll show myself out."
"When I was 5, my Uncle Bob asked me to sit on his lap. It was quite touching, really."
"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"
"My granddad's favourite joke What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence..."