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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather got new pants the other day. I asked him how they fit... He said ""Like a cheap castle."" Seeing the confused look on my face, he elaborated, saying, ""No ball room."""

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know probably more than eight, my basement is still dark."

"There are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be America's top model."

"What drink did the vampire order at the bar? A blood-light"

"Auto-correct changed my ""I'm tired"" to ""shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch""."

"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."

"Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!"

"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"

"I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor."