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Joke of the Day
"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."
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"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
"Boss: Good suggestions at the staff meeting today, Bill. Me: I talk in my sleep?"
"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."
"What I hated about church as a kid was.. all the standing up, and sitting, and the knelling I had to do. I just wish the priest would pick a position and fuck me already."
"Me:I take you are seldom go to the toilet. Scumbag Friend: Why? Me:Because you are full with shit!"
"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."
"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"
"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."
"1) Lick tip. 2) Stick it in gently. 3) Pump 12-20 times. 4) Sweat profusely. 5) Pull out gently. -Instructions on inflating a basketball."