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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

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"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"
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"""My grammar is terrible,"" I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed."
"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"