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Joke of the Day

"Proof that getting kicked in the nuts is worse than giving birth. Girls often say, yeah I'd have another baby. Guys never ask to get kicked in the nuts again."

"How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky"

"Will net neutrality be defeated? Is the Gangnam Style finally over? Is Tupac really alive? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"

"Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich"

"What's the difference between a viola and an onion People cry when you cut up an onion"

"I usually don't pay for sex... ...but sometimes I like to splurge."

"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"

"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"

"We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!"

"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."