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Joke of the Day
"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."
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"Otherwise I think this is a good joke, but the title says otherwise"
"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things, literally."
"I don't drink Kool-Aid because I am worried about excessive property damage."
"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"
"I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek"
"I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain."
"Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up."
"In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right"