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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Jenner joke. Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner."

"Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says ""No, we are not there yet!"" every 30 seconds."

"Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements."

"Who translated ""The Flat-Chested Woman"" from the original Russian? Vasily Bithertitoff"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"

"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"

"I'm 27, my BF is 37. Is 10 years too much of an age gap? 'cause his son is 17 and really hot."

"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."

"A midget psychic escaped prison today... Authorities claim there's a small medium at large."

"I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore. My flu shot must be kicking in."